World Domination and Booty
Swag Spike

15 Insanity Starter Sentences

roleplay-memes:

"I think you need to calm down and listen for once!"
"Quit screaming at me!"
"There is so much wrong with you."
"What happened to you?"
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"You don’t look well."
"You’re literally insane."
"Did you forget to take your meds?"
"You’re a psychopath!"
"You killed somebody?"
"You look like you’re about to kill someone!"
"You need help."
"It’s sad to see you like this."
"Please don’t hurt me!"
"I’m calling the police."

randombosmer:

Let it Noot

Let it Noot

omg XDD


sirtrinket said: "Oh Spikey dear" Trinket whistled to Spike

sirtrinket:

swagspike:

sirtrinket:

swagspike:

sirtrinket:

swagspike:

Hey trinket -smirks- sup

Nuthin much pal, where you been mostly?

Hidin… got in some trouble… yah self?

*shrugs* bored dude, and trouble? nothing ever passes you

weeeellll its there fault the took my flame thrower away som i went on a rampage. good ending though i got my flamethrower back

And…what is a mutant doing with a flamethrower in the first place?

dont question my motives - he smirked-


swagspike said: -appears in Thomas room- bro?... We're really worried about you..

noordinaryturtles:

swagspike:

noordinaryturtles:

It was dimmed, so dimmed that spike couldn’t even see his own hands. the only thing he could hear was a faint breath, shivering and panting.  

"Ok ok… where is the stitch?…" He takes off his scarf and ties it over the wound "Hold on, ok? hold on I-Ill fix you up and get you some pain killers… Im here for you" he carefully leans him against the bed "I will be back in 2 seconds." He said
With that there was a poof… 1… 2… Poof! Spike was back with the first aid kit he turned on the light and looked him over.

"abdomen…." He wince, trying to get up, but miserably fails the attempt, lying back down again as he looks over toward the other, he gave a weak smile. But damn it, he felt so tired, no, don’t sleep. If you sleep you’re dead.. Dont.. "Ok.. I-I will." He said, eyes following the other, trying to keep himself up, never in his life would he seen what he have seen. Spike disappearing and reappearing.  That kinda startled the poor turtle, it seems like him and his brothers aren’t the ability users around here, "N-Nice trick." He laughs. 

"I-im sorry, ill explain later… Ok ok .. Thomas listen" he starts as he opens the first aid kit and an grabs the pain killers "If i give you these you have to try hard to stay awake ok?" He said pushing his stomach to stop the bleeding.


sirtrinket said: "Oh Spikey dear" Trinket whistled to Spike

sirtrinket:

swagspike:

sirtrinket:

swagspike:

Hey trinket -smirks- sup

Nuthin much pal, where you been mostly?

Hidin… got in some trouble… yah self?

*shrugs* bored dude, and trouble? nothing ever passes you

weeeellll its there fault the took my flame thrower away som i went on a rampage. good ending though i got my flamethrower back

reko-light:

pose practice, warning: slight t-cest /DM

My little brother (1) 

kuruge:

亀ちゃんきゃわわ

kuruge:

Donnie


sirtrinket said: "Oh Spikey dear" Trinket whistled to Spike

sirtrinket:

swagspike:

Hey trinket -smirks- sup

Nuthin much pal, where you been mostly?

Hidin… got in some trouble… yah self?


swagspike said: -appears in Thomas room- bro?... We're really worried about you..

noordinaryturtles:

swagspike:

noordinaryturtles:

It was dimmed, so dimmed that spike couldn’t even see his own hands. the only thing he could hear was a faint breath, shivering and panting.  

"Yah yah it’s me. Oh god man. C-can you move?" He stroked his cheek to comfort him"d-did you do this to yourself?"

"haha…. N-Nah, I was hurt… I guess.. The stitches got reopened…" He breathed heavily, eyes begin to tear up, "…. I-I can’t… Move.. S-Sorry.." 

"Ok ok… where is the stitch?…" He takes off his scarf and ties it over the wound "Hold on, ok? hold on I-Ill fix you up and get you some pain killers… Im here for you" he carefully leans him against the bed "I will be back in 2 seconds." He said
With that there was a poof… 1… 2… Poof! Spike was back with the first aid kit he turned on the light and looked him over.


swagcaseys said: -noms your leg- //mutant M!A haha. Ya can decide which Casey is currently trying to commit mutantbalism- it's like cannabilism but for mutants//

swagcaseys:

swagspike:

swagcaseys:

swagspike:

What the…. Get off me dude what with the new kink?

Casey relucently let’s go, lying on his plastron as his tail whips back and forth impatiently,

"i’m hungry„" He mutters, pouting a little, "So gimme food."

"Fine. Just don’t fuckin nom on me" he says heading to the kitchen "grilled cheese sound good?"

He smirks, lifting up his rear and pushing himself along the floor by his feet and tail; far too lazy to get up properly.

"Can’t… imma candy mutant… can only eat candy related stuff."

Spike sighed and walk over “whats wrong with you?” he asked “Fiinnneee ill get yah some candy, do yah need help?”


swagspike said: -appears in Thomas room- bro?... We're really worried about you..

noordinaryturtles:

swagspike:

noordinaryturtles:

It was dimmed, so dimmed that spike couldn’t even see his own hands. the only thing he could hear was a faint breath, shivering and panting.  

"T-t" spike studded and ran over to him "w-what did you do!!??" Spike cried out and put out his Han before stumbling over and hugging his tightly "no no no no VINCE..LUKE?! Someone… Help!!" He yelled tugging on his brother close to his chest.

Thomas shudders by the sudden embraced, he kept his eye straight to see who it was, “S-Spike…?” he weakly calls the others name, he only heard the faint noise of his brother, and tell it was him. Groaning as he twist, the heat was too unbearable for him, he wanted to scream. It was painful, as if knife cutting threw his skull. 

"Yah yah it’s me. Oh god man. C-can you move?" He stroked his cheek to comfort him"d-did you do this to yourself?"


swagcaseys said: -noms your leg- //mutant M!A haha. Ya can decide which Casey is currently trying to commit mutantbalism- it's like cannabilism but for mutants//

swagcaseys:

swagspike:

What the…. Get off me dude what with the new kink?

Casey relucently let’s go, lying on his plastron as his tail whips back and forth impatiently,

"i’m hungry„" He mutters, pouting a little, "So gimme food."

"Fine. Just don’t fuckin nom on me" he says heading to the kitchen "grilled cheese sound good?"


sirtrinket said: "Oh Spikey dear" Trinket whistled to Spike

Hey trinket -smirks- sup


swagcaseys said: -noms your leg- //mutant M!A haha. Ya can decide which Casey is currently trying to commit mutantbalism- it's like cannabilism but for mutants//

What the…. Get off me dude what with the new kink?

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